My name is Marcus and my life is one big pop culture reference.

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  • zayn: hey man give me back my weed
  • justin: cmon kid im justin bieber
  • zayn: and im zayn
  • niall: if u give him da weed u can be in the band
  • theprettiestman:

    benedictusantonius:

    musingsaboutnothing:

    roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:

    Ellen’s just like “Don’t even lie to me. I went on ‘trips’ with plenty of girls and we were ‘just friends’. I AM ELLEN, DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.”

    ^ “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.” I literally thought Gandalf the Grey. 

    YOU SHALL NOT PASS [as heterosexual]!

    Ellen is Gandalf the Gay

    cliterallysame:

    im so done

    SHE’S

    SO

    CUTE

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